New!Bonnie voice attempt

little-miss-cheesepuff:

Okay so I was bored and I decided to make some sort of voice impression of FNAF 2 Bonnie because why the hell not owo;;;

For some reason, I can imagine her having an overly exaggerated Southern accent (which I probably failed at)

Also in a headcanon I have, the “newer” animatronics don’t glitch out as much in their voice boxes. 

rebornica:

[CHICA,BONNIE & FOXY]Kidnap Mike the night guard?[FOXY]I wanna do it![BONNIE]Let’s draw straws![CHICA]Freddy said we work together![BONNIE]Three of a kind![FOXY]Birds of a feather![CHICA]Now and forever![CHICA,BONNIE & FOXY]SCKREEE!La, la, la, la, laKidnap the Night guard, stuff him up real tight!Throw away the key and then Turn off all the lights[CHICA]First, we’re going to set some baitHe’ll wonder where that was before-and when he comes a-sniffing we willSnap the trap and close the door![FOXY]Wait! I’ve got a better plan To catch this weird, nocturnal man!Let’s put him in a heating stove-and when he’s done keep him in my cove![CHICA,BONNIE & FOXY]Kidnap the Night guard!Throw him in a suit!Crush him with crosshairs and wiresThen see if he hoots![CHICA]Then the Mr.Freddy Fazbear[CHICA & FOXY]Can take the whole thing over thenHe’ll be so pleased, I do declare[CHICA,FOXY & BONNIE]That he will stuff him there!SCKREEE![FOXY]I say that we take a cannon Aim it at his door and thenKnock three times and when he anwersThe night guard will be no more![CHICA]You’re so stupid, think nowIf we blow him up into smithereensWe may lose some pieces[FOXY & CHICA]then Freddy’ll will beat us black and green[CHICA,BONNIE & FOXY]Kidnap the Night guard!Tie him in a case!Throw him in the backroomThen see his crushed up face![FOXY & CHICA]Because Mr.Freddy Fazbear is the meanest bear aroundIf I were on his stuffing list, I’d get out of town![BONNIE]He’ll be so pleased by our success[FOXY]That he’ll reward us too, I bet[FOXY & BONNIE]Perhaps he’ll make his special brew[LOCK, SHOCK, & BARREL]Of human insides stew!We’re his little band membersAnd we take our job with pride!We do our best to help himAnd stay on his good side![CHICA]I wish my best friends weren’t so dumb[BONNIE]I’m not the dumb one ![FOXY]Yer’ no fun![CHICA]Shut up![FOXY]Make me![CHICA]I’ve got something, listen upThis one is real good, you’ll seeWe’ll send a present to his doorUpon there’ll be a note to readNow, near the box we’ll hide and waitUntil his curiousity[CHICA,BONNIE & FOXY]Entices him to look insideAnd then we’ll have himOne, two, three!Kidnap the Night guard, beat him with a stickLock him in a Fazbear suit, see what makes him tickKidnap the Night guard, chop him into bitsMr.Freddy Fazbear is sure to get his kicksKidnap the Night guard, see what we will seeLock him in a costume, then throw away the key!
—-
THIS IS FREDDY’S ( This is Halloween )
FREDDY FAZBEAR SONG ( Oogie Boogie song )

rebornica:

[CHICA,BONNIE & FOXY]
Kidnap Mike the night guard?

[FOXY]
I wanna do it!

[BONNIE]
Let’s draw straws!

[CHICA]
Freddy said we work together!

[BONNIE]
Three of a kind!

[FOXY]
Birds of a feather!

[CHICA]
Now and forever!

[CHICA,BONNIE & FOXY]
SCKREEE!
La, la, la, la, la

Kidnap the Night guard, stuff him up real tight!
Throw away the key and then 
Turn off all the lights

[CHICA]
First, we’re going to set some bait
He’ll wonder where that was before
-and when he comes a-sniffing we will
Snap the trap and close the door!

[FOXY]
Wait! I’ve got a better plan 
To catch this weird, nocturnal man!
Let’s put him in a heating stove
-and when he’s done keep him in my cove!

[CHICA,BONNIE & FOXY]
Kidnap the Night guard!
Throw him in a suit!
Crush him with crosshairs and wires
Then see if he hoots!

[CHICA]
Then the Mr.Freddy Fazbear

[CHICA & FOXY]
Can take the whole thing over then
He’ll be so pleased, I do declare

[CHICA,FOXY & BONNIE]
That he will stuff him there!
SCKREEE!

[FOXY]
I say that we take a cannon 
Aim it at his door and then
Knock three times and when he anwers
The night guard will be no more!

[CHICA]
You’re so stupid, think now
If we blow him up into smithereens
We may lose some pieces

[FOXY & CHICA]
then Freddy’ll will beat us black and green

[CHICA,BONNIE & FOXY]
Kidnap the Night guard!
Tie him in a case!
Throw him in the backroom
Then see his crushed up face!

[FOXY & CHICA]
Because Mr.Freddy Fazbear is the meanest bear around
If I were on his stuffing list, I’d get out of town!

[BONNIE]
He’ll be so pleased by our success

[FOXY]
That he’ll reward us too, I bet

[FOXY & BONNIE]
Perhaps he’ll make his special brew

[LOCK, SHOCK, & BARREL]
Of human insides stew!

We’re his little band members
And we take our job with pride!
We do our best to help him
And stay on his good side!

[CHICA]
I wish my best friends weren’t so dumb

[BONNIE]
I’m not the dumb one !

[FOXY]
Yer’ no fun!

[CHICA]
Shut up!

[FOXY]
Make me!

[CHICA]
I’ve got something, listen up
This one is real good, you’ll see
We’ll send a present to his door
Upon there’ll be a note to read
Now, near the box we’ll hide and wait
Until his curiousity

[CHICA,BONNIE & FOXY]
Entices him to look inside
And then we’ll have him
One, two, three!

Kidnap the Night guard, beat him with a stick
Lock him in a Fazbear suit, see what makes him tick

Kidnap the Night guard, chop him into bits
Mr.Freddy Fazbear is sure to get his kicks
Kidnap the Night guard, see what we will see
Lock him in a costume, then throw away the key!

—-

THIS IS FREDDY’S ( This is Halloween )

FREDDY FAZBEAR SONG ( Oogie Boogie song )

rebornica:

FREDDYWell, well, well, what have we here? Mike Schmidt, huh? Oh, I’m really scaredSo you’re the one everybody’s talkin’ about, ha, ha
You’re jokin’, you’re jokin’I can’t believe my eyes You’re jokin’ me, you gotta beThis can’t be the right guyHe’s tiny, he’s ugly I don’t know which is worseI might just blow a circuit nowIf I don’t die laughing first!
Mr. Freddy Fazbear saysThere’s trouble close at handYou’d better pay attention now‘Cause we’re the Fazbear band!And if you aren’t shakin’Then there’s something very wrong‘Cause this may be the last timeThat you hear the Fazbear song
FREDDYWoah-oh-!
CHICA,FOXY & BONNIEWoah-oh-! x3
CHICA,FOXY & BONNIEWe’re the Freddy Fazbear band!
MIKE SCHMIDTRelease me nowOr you must face the dire consequences!I’m only here until 6am,So please, come to your senses!
FREDDYYou’re jokin’, you’re jokin’I can’t believe my earsWould someone STUFF this fella upI’m drownin’ in my tearsIt’s funny, I’m laughingYou really are too muchAnd now, without your permissionI’m going to do my stuff
MIKE SCHMIDTWhat are you going to do? 
FREDDYI’m gonna do the best I can
Oh, the sound of rollin’ pinsTo me is music in the air !‘Cause I’m a singing FazbearAlthough I don’t play fair!
It’s much more fun, I must confess When lives are on the lineNot mine, of course, but yours, old boyNow that’d be just fine
MIKE SCHMIDTRelease me now or you willBe deactivated for this heinous act!
FREDDYOh, Mikey, you’re somethingYou put me in a spinYou aren’t comprehendingThe position that you’re in!It’s hopeless! You’re finished!You’re about to go get stuffed!‘Cause I’m THE Freddy FazbearAnd you are goin’ to be crushed.
—-
THIS IS FREDDY’S ( This is Halloween )
KIDNAP THE NIGHT GUARD ( Kidnap the Sandy Claws )

rebornica:

FREDDY
Well, well, well, what have we here? 
Mike Schmidt, huh? 
Oh, I’m really scared
So you’re the one everybody’s talkin’ about, ha, ha

You’re jokin’, you’re jokin’
I can’t believe my eyes 
You’re jokin’ me, you gotta be
This can’t be the right guy
He’s tiny, he’s ugly 
I don’t know which is worse
I might just blow a circuit now
If I don’t die laughing first!

Mr. Freddy Fazbear says
There’s trouble close at hand
You’d better pay attention now
‘Cause we’re the Fazbear band!
And if you aren’t shakin’
Then there’s something very wrong
‘Cause this may be the last time
That you hear the Fazbear song

FREDDY
Woah-oh-!

CHICA,FOXY & BONNIE
Woah-oh-! 
x3

CHICA,FOXY & BONNIE
We’re the Freddy Fazbear band!

MIKE SCHMIDT
Release me now
Or you must face the dire consequences!
I’m only here until 6am,
So please, come to your senses!

FREDDY
You’re jokin’, you’re jokin’
I can’t believe my ears
Would someone STUFF this fella up
I’m drownin’ in my tears
It’s funny, I’m laughing
You really are too much
And now, without your permission
I’m going to do my stuff

MIKE SCHMIDT
What are you going to do? 

FREDDY
I’m gonna do the best I can

Oh, the sound of rollin’ pins
To me is music in the air !
‘Cause I’m a singing Fazbear
Although I don’t play fair!

It’s much more fun, I must confess 
When lives are on the line
Not mine, of course, but yours, old boy
Now that’d be just fine

MIKE SCHMIDT
Release me now or you will
Be deactivated for this heinous act!

FREDDY
Oh, Mikey, you’re something
You put me in a spin
You aren’t comprehending
The position that you’re in!
It’s hopeless! You’re finished!
You’re about to go get stuffed!
‘Cause I’m THE Freddy Fazbear
And you are goin’ to be crushed.

—-

THIS IS FREDDY’S ( This is Halloween )

KIDNAP THE NIGHT GUARD ( Kidnap the Sandy Claws )

arabbara:

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

(via ugly)

givemesome5sauce:

ijustloveyoutubers:


rhyse:

taylorswift:

imnotsomefloozy:

taylorswift we need a recipe for these please! 🍪🍪🍪

MMMKAY— there are two ways you can go about this. The quick and easy way is to make sugar cookies from a sugar cookie mix and just cut open a packet of chai tea and pour it into the batter as you make it. Cause you’re busy and you want making cookies to be a chill part of your day.Pow. Done.
OR
If you want to make the cookies from scratch (that’s what I did for the 1989 Secret Sessions), you can use this recipe I found on a baking blog I like, joythebaker.com and I believe it was originally from a book called The Pastry Queen. If you want another great baking blog, I get a lot of great ideas from smittenkitchen.com too. This is a recipe for basic insanely good sugar cookies. I added the chai element to the recipe because I thought it would infuse cozy holiday vibez into the cookie and it really did. So I’ll star the part that I added in the recipe.
http://joythebaker.com/2009/06/giant-vanilla-sugar-cookies/
***after you add the egg and vanilla, cut one chai tea packet open and empty the crushed up tea leaves into the batter CAUSE CHAI COOKIES ARE ABOUT TO HAPPEN UP IN HERE***
I made an icing for the cookies, but they’re fine on their own. If you want to make icing for them, just mix 1 cup powdered sugar with 1/4 T-spoon of nutmeg, 1/4 T-spoon of cinnamon and 3 TAYblespoons <—-(I’m so annoying, it astounds me sometimes) of milk or eggnog if you can find it this time of year. The more milk/eggnog you add, the more your icing will become a glaze. But glazes are legit too so basically just LIVE YOUR LIFE.
I lightly sprinkled cinnamon over the icing once the cookies were baked and iced, but there are so many icing options you can pair with these cookies—I mean it’s out of control. If you’re really feeling like living on the edge, you can go ahead and add a few drops of food coloring to the icing to make it festive. No one is going to stop you.
Why?
Cause the bakers gonna bake bake bake bake bake.
Bye.

did taylor swift really just show up out of the blue on tumblr only to drop some betty crocker shit on us what the fuck

I’m reblogging this solely bc Taylor Fucking Swift just wrote a whole thing about cookies and ended it with a reference to her song.
I have so much respect for her right now.


I was never a huge fan of Taylor but this just made it shoot through the roof…

givemesome5sauce:

ijustloveyoutubers:

rhyse:

taylorswift:

imnotsomefloozy:

taylorswift we need a recipe for these please! 🍪🍪🍪

MMMKAY— there are two ways you can go about this.
The quick and easy way is to make sugar cookies from a sugar cookie mix and just cut open a packet of chai tea and pour it into the batter as you make it. Cause you’re busy and you want making cookies to be a chill part of your day.
Pow. Done.

OR

If you want to make the cookies from scratch (that’s what I did for the 1989 Secret Sessions), you can use this recipe I found on a baking blog I like, joythebaker.com and I believe it was originally from a book called The Pastry Queen. If you want another great baking blog, I get a lot of great ideas from smittenkitchen.com too. This is a recipe for basic insanely good sugar cookies. I added the chai element to the recipe because I thought it would infuse cozy holiday vibez into the cookie and it really did. So I’ll star the part that I added in the recipe.

http://joythebaker.com/2009/06/giant-vanilla-sugar-cookies/

***after you add the egg and vanilla, cut one chai tea packet open and empty the crushed up tea leaves into the batter CAUSE CHAI COOKIES ARE ABOUT TO HAPPEN UP IN HERE***

I made an icing for the cookies, but they’re fine on their own. If you want to make icing for them, just mix 1 cup powdered sugar with 1/4 T-spoon of nutmeg, 1/4 T-spoon of cinnamon and 3 TAYblespoons <—-(I’m so annoying, it astounds me sometimes) of milk or eggnog if you can find it this time of year. The more milk/eggnog you add, the more your icing will become a glaze. But glazes are legit too so basically just LIVE YOUR LIFE.

I lightly sprinkled cinnamon over the icing once the cookies were baked and iced, but there are so many icing options you can pair with these cookies—I mean it’s out of control.
If you’re really feeling like living on the edge, you can go ahead and add a few drops of food coloring to the icing to make it festive. No one is going to stop you.

Why?

Cause the bakers gonna bake bake bake bake bake.

Bye.

did taylor swift really just show up out of the blue on tumblr only to drop some betty crocker shit on us what the fuck

I’m reblogging this solely bc Taylor Fucking Swift just wrote a whole thing about cookies and ended it with a reference to her song.

I have so much respect for her right now.

I was never a huge fan of Taylor but this just made it shoot through the roof…

(via frostbitch)